"Alpha Beta Gaga" is an electronica song by Air from the album Talkie Walkie. It was released as a single on August 9, 2004. It features acoustic guitar, synthesizers, shamisen, a string section, and a prominent whistling melody. It was rumoured to have been one of the songs Air offered to Madonna to record for her 2003 album American Life after she asked them tentatively to work with her on it.