Do Not Fold, Spindle or Mutilate is a 1971 American television film made for ABC Movie of the Week. Directed by Ted Post, it stars Helen Hayes, Myrna Loy, Mildred Natwick, Sylvia Sidney, John Beradino and Vince Edwards, with the screenplay adapted by John D. F. Black from a novel of the same name by Doris Miles Disney. Both the novel and film are noteworthy as a pre-World Wide Web foray into the idea of virtual reality.