"Got No Fans" is a song by British Internet celebrity The Wealdstone Raider (real name Gordon Hill). The song stems from a YouTube video of Hill taunting opposition fans at a Whitehawk F.C. v. Wealdstone F.C. association football match in March 2013.Released as a charity single on 14 December 2014, "Got No Fans" entered the 2014 race for Christmas number one in the United Kingdom and charted at No.