Kåre Joachim Calmeyer (born 23 June 1931) is a former Norwegian actor.He was born in Oslo, but grew up in Horten and Tromsø. He is a brother of Ola, Sidsel and Bengt Calmeyer.He made his stage debut at Rogaland Teater in 1953 in the opera Don Pasquale. He was employed at Rogaland Teater from 1956 to 1960, at Det Norske Teatret from 1960 to 1964, Nationaltheatret from 1964 to 1972, Den Nationale Scene from 1972 to 1978 and then in Nationaltheatret.