"Stupid Kid" is a song by the Chicago-based punk rock band Alkaline Trio, released as the first single from their 2001 album From Here to Infirmary. Two different versions of the single were released in the United Kingdom, where it became the band's first charting song by reaching #53 on the UK Singles ChartThe song's music video was directed by Matthew Barry and Maureen Egan. It depicts the band performing the song outside of a middle school.