"Two Monkeys and a Panda" is the 17th episode of the second season of the American comedy television series Modern Family and the 41st episode overall. It was originally aired on March 2, 2011. The episode was written by Carol Leifer and directed by Beth McCarthy-Miller.In the episode, Claire tries everything to prevent Haley and Alex get into a fight about a sweater that belonged to Haley and Alex accidentally teared but with luck while Phil enjoys a day at the spa using a gift certificate.