"Upper West Side Story" is the 12th episode of the third season of the American comedy-drama television series White Collar, and the 42nd episode overall. It was first broadcast on USA Network in the United States on January 24, 2012. The episode was directed by Russell Lee Fine and written by Alexandra McNally and Jim Campolongo.The episode features many themes of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and contains various allusions to Shakespearean and Victorian-era literature.