Worldly Goods is a 1924 American comedy silent film directed by Paul Bern and written by Sophie Kerr and A. P. Younger. The film stars Agnes Ayres, Patrick H. O'Malley, Jr., Victor Varconi, Edythe Chapman, Bert Woodruff, Maude George and Cecille Evans. The film was released on November 24, 1924, by Paramount Pictures.