. "Getting Nowhere Fast"@en . . . . . . . . . . "Getting Nowhere Fast is a BBC Radio sitcom written by and starring the comedian and musician Mervyn Stutter.Stutter plays \"Merv\" the co-owner and manager of \"The Cyber Pass\", a former \"vodka'n'veggies\" bistro converted into an Internet Cafe. Actress Lill Roughley plays Pamela Baverstock, Merv's ex-wife and the other co-owner of the bistro. Pamela's rich property-developer husband Dominic keeps her in a fine house, in the front garden of which Merv lives in a small caravan."@en . .